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President's Parm

Why did Trump make shredded cheese illegal?

To make America grate again

Submitted by: bob

Italian Gif

What do you call an Italian Gif Master?

A Gabagoolsby

Submitted by: tim

Lost Boys

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree wrapped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush

Submitted by: hahafactory91

French Fried

What do French people call marijuana?

Oui'd

Submitted by: hahafactory91

Jeff's Covid

How is Covid-19 like Jeffery Epstein?

It doesn't kill itself. Wash your hands!

Submitted by: tim

Shark Meal

Whats a sharks favorite type of meal?

fish and SHIPS

Submitted by: StevenOtt